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Top 10 Badass Military Movie Characters

November 11, 2009

In honor of the men and women of all military branches who proudly represent us overseas and at home, here is a list of the top 10 characters from the best war movies, who portray soldiers the way us clueless civilians see you: as bone-a-fide, ass-kickin’, superhuman, untouchable action heroes! 1) Col. John Matrix (Commando) […]

Beaze’s 50 Favorite Movies of All Times

November 9, 2009

And I could’ve done 100.  Man, I wanted to do 100.  I left a lot of good movies off this list.  But 50 is going to have to do.  The only rule is that franchises are lumped together.  No need to differentiate between originals and sequels and trilogies.  This is a team sport. 50) LION […]

The 10 Things a Man Should Absolutely Live Without

October 21, 2009

10. Thong sandals – It has the word thong in it.  That should be enough. 9. Feminism –  We get it, your our equal.  Now stop acting like a girl about it. 8. Briefs – Why is this still an option?  You can wear boxers, or boxer brief.  Unless you can body slam a man […]

10 Stupid Things Men Just Can’t Live Without

October 6, 2009

10. Bigotry – I don’t know what it is about us, but we love to harass each other.  It’s funny.  Quite being so soft.  It doesn’t mean we’re bigots or racist or whatever, it just means we think slurs are funny.  And we’re a little mean. P.S. – Stop putting that s— on facebook and […]

10 TV Shows Fit For a Family Man

September 30, 2009

Look, everyday can’t be Sunday okay (though that shouldn’t stop you from praying about it).  If you want to veg out during the week, then you gotta watch something other than football.  These are a couple of shows to help you Family Men pass the time. 10. Sportscenter – Okay, so maybe everyday can be […]