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Archive for January 2010

Teed Off Thursday: School Zones, Pro Bowl & Tim Tebow

January 28, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) People need to slow down in school zones. Since when did getting to work on time justify running over a child?  I’m sure it doesn’t, but that appears to be the feeling of dozens of motorist every morning the way i see them speed through […]

A Football Game Lasts About as Long as the Average Man in Bed

January 22, 2010

That’s right, the actual action — the time between the snap and the whistle — average out to about 11 minutes according to this research article. That’s about as long as the average romp in the hay!  So the next time you hear a guy say he wants to pound that girl like a linebacker, […]

Teed Off Thursday: Arguments, MLK Tributes & Mike Greenberg

January 21, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) That isn’t what I meant! Don’t you hate it when…huh?  Don’t you hate it when…huh?  DON”T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING AND THE OTHER PERSON DOESN’T HEAR YOU, so you say it louder, but now they think you are “yelling” at them, so […]

Teed Off Thursday: Negro Dialect, USC & Gilbert Arenas

January 14, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1)  the term “Negro dialect” is not the most offensive part of this story. What’s offensive is that Republicans continue to b**** about double standards.  Double standards from who?  Don’t come at Barack Obama with s*** that happened in 2002, he was not the head ni […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Cleanup, Marathons & NBA All-Stars

January 7, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I hate cleaning up after the holidays. How the hell are you suppose to get rid of a Christmas tree?  Can you be the a–hole who takes up two thirds of the dumpster in an apartment complex?  And if you put up lights, is it […]