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Archive for November 2009

Busted! Newsweek Caught Nailin’ Palin

November 18, 2009

“Gotcha!” Seriously, Newsweek is dead wrong for putting that Runners World photo on their cover with that snarky ass caption.  And if they had any real balls they’d have just came out and said what they were not-so-subtly implying: “Sarah Palin can’t run our country, she’s a babe!” First of all, democrats and black folks […]

Fact or Fiction: The KKK Has A Headquarters

November 17, 2009

My dad sent me this article, about a black woman who was arrested for being black at a Wal Mart in Missouri (surprise, surprise), but the seriousness of the article is, of course, lost on me.  Out of all the thought provoking and rage inducing details of this woman’s ordeal, the info that jumps out […]

Top 10 Badass Military Movie Characters

November 11, 2009

In honor of the men and women of all military branches who proudly represent us overseas and at home, here is a list of the top 10 characters from the best war movies, who portray soldiers the way us clueless civilians see you: as bone-a-fide, ass-kickin’, superhuman, untouchable action heroes! 1) Col. John Matrix (Commando) […]

Late Night Just Got A Lot Darker

November 10, 2009

It’s funny how our country was willing to elect a black man president before it dawned on Hollywood to add some color to late night television.  And typically, once it became the trend, they went overboard adding not just one new face, but three. Lopez Tonight – As a true late night show I wonder […]

The NBA’s Answer To Brett Favre

November 9, 2009

It boggles my mind that there is not a single GM in the NBA willing to admit they could use the services of Allen Iverson.  Are they trying to make an example out of him? There seems to be a lot of old minds clinging to the notion that outspoken = disruptive.  What they really […]

Beaze’s 50 Favorite Movies of All Times

November 9, 2009

And I could’ve done 100.  Man, I wanted to do 100.  I left a lot of good movies off this list.  But 50 is going to have to do.  The only rule is that franchises are lumped together.  No need to differentiate between originals and sequels and trilogies.  This is a team sport. 50) LION […]

If You and Your Mate, Still just Date, NO SEX TAPES!!!

November 6, 2009

I really don’t understand what’s so hard to understand about this.  Why do people put themselves out there with every Joe and Jane Blow on the street? The latest victim of a sex tape scandal is Former Miss California (and rightful Miss USA) Carrie Prejean as she is forced to drop her lawsuit against the […]

Tom Cable is Innocent N.O.W.

November 6, 2009

Because he has not been found guilty yet. But you can’t tell the National Organization for Women (NOW) that.  I understand that he admitted to open hand smacking (yeah right) his ex-wife, but he has a point when he says that it was 20 years ago.  You cannot bury a man because of things he […]

If Your Porsche Gets Tagged, It’s Time To Reevaluate Your Situation

November 5, 2009

Yes, that picture is photoshopped.  It’s the best I could do since California cell phone laws won’t allow me to operate my camera phone while driving 40 mph in a residential neighborhood when the car I’m targeting is veering into the left turn lane. But that’s pretty much what I saw. My thing is this, […]

Nicole Kidman is a Good Family Woman

November 5, 2009

Sometimes celebrities talk too much, but not Nicole.  I read today that she actually understands what privacy is, and not just when it protects her own secrets.  In an interview with the London Daily Mail, she opts not to talk about the reason behind her divorce to Tom Cruise.  What a classy move. “I burnt […]