Teed Off Thursday: the Ben Roethlisberger Special

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  Honestly, it’s Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback, Big Ben Roethlisberger 1) If you think your money and status affords you the right to mess around with tons of beautiful woman, you’re right.  Now act like it. Let me get this straight, you athletes — Not just Big Ben — think that your […]

Teed Off Thursday: Men’s Rooms, NBA MVP’s & Olympic Medals

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) How do you miss a urinal? I now know why bathrooms have black floors.  It’s to piss me off.  I hate when you walk into a men’s room and there is a puddle underneath the urinal, but the black floor keeps you from identifying the […]

Teed Off Thursday: Potheads, Scott Lago & Tony Kornheiser

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) You know you smoke too much weed if you can’t get to work until 11 am That’s just ridiculous.  So I was trying to rent something from an independently own video store here in Los Angeles (for work of course, who goes to video stores […]

Teed Off Thursday: Super Bowl, Peyton Manning & A Surprise

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The Super Bowl halftime show is dead. And by that, I mean literally dead.  Like one day, the act is just going to die on stage.  That’s how old they are.  The Who?  Seriously?  How many people under the age of 30 thought that the […]

Teed Off Thursday: Verizon, NBA Rankings & Racy Super Bowl Ads

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) We are not stupid Verizon. Let me tell you a short little story.  Once upon a time Verizon wireless came out with an unlimited talk & text plan for $99.  But then their “inferior” competition, T-Mobile, released a unlimited talk & text plan at nearly […]

Teed Off Thursday: School Zones, Pro Bowl & Tim Tebow

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) People need to slow down in school zones. Since when did getting to work on time justify running over a child?  I’m sure it doesn’t, but that appears to be the feeling of dozens of motorist every morning the way i see them speed through […]

A Football Game Lasts About as Long as the Average Man in Bed

That’s right, the actual action — the time between the snap and the whistle — average out to about 11 minutes according to this research article. That’s about as long as the average romp in the hay!  So the next time you hear a guy say he wants to pound that girl like a linebacker, […]

Teed Off Thursday: Arguments, MLK Tributes & Mike Greenberg

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) That isn’t what I meant! Don’t you hate it when…huh?  Don’t you hate it when…huh?  DON”T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING AND THE OTHER PERSON DOESN’T HEAR YOU, so you say it louder, but now they think you are “yelling” at them, so […]

Teed Off Thursday: Negro Dialect, USC & Gilbert Arenas

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1)  the term “Negro dialect” is not the most offensive part of this story. What’s offensive is that Republicans continue to b**** about double standards.  Double standards from who?  Don’t come at Barack Obama with s*** that happened in 2002, he was not the head ni […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Cleanup, Marathons & NBA All-Stars

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I hate cleaning up after the holidays. How the hell are you suppose to get rid of a Christmas tree?  Can you be the a–hole who takes up two thirds of the dumpster in an apartment complex?  And if you put up lights, is it […]