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Teed Off Thursday: Super Bowl, Peyton Manning & A Surprise

February 11, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The Super Bowl halftime show is dead. And by that, I mean literally dead.  Like one day, the act is just going to die on stage.  That’s how old they are.  The Who?  Seriously?  How many people under the age of 30 thought that the […]

Teed Off Thursday: Verizon, NBA Rankings & Racy Super Bowl Ads

February 4, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) We are not stupid Verizon. Let me tell you a short little story.  Once upon a time Verizon wireless came out with an unlimited talk & text plan for $99.  But then their “inferior” competition, T-Mobile, released a unlimited talk & text plan at nearly […]

Teed Off Thursday: School Zones, Pro Bowl & Tim Tebow

January 28, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) People need to slow down in school zones. Since when did getting to work on time justify running over a child?  I’m sure it doesn’t, but that appears to be the feeling of dozens of motorist every morning the way i see them speed through […]

A Football Game Lasts About as Long as the Average Man in Bed

January 22, 2010

That’s right, the actual action — the time between the snap and the whistle — average out to about 11 minutes according to this research article. That’s about as long as the average romp in the hay!  So the next time you hear a guy say he wants to pound that girl like a linebacker, […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Cleanup, Marathons & NBA All-Stars

January 7, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I hate cleaning up after the holidays. How the hell are you suppose to get rid of a Christmas tree?  Can you be the a–hole who takes up two thirds of the dumpster in an apartment complex?  And if you put up lights, is it […]

Tom Cable is Innocent N.O.W.

November 6, 2009

Because he has not been found guilty yet. But you can’t tell the National Organization for Women (NOW) that.  I understand that he admitted to open hand smacking (yeah right) his ex-wife, but he has a point when he says that it was 20 years ago.  You cannot bury a man because of things he […]

How To End Your Addiction To A Sucky Sports Team

November 4, 2009

Rooting for a national embarrassment is a major problem plaguing sports nation.  If you or someone you know is a passionate 6th, 10th or 12th man for any of the numerous teams trapped in sports purgatories, I strongly urge you to read this thoroughly and pass it on to all who apply. You do not […]

McNabb vs. Limbaugh Pt. II

October 6, 2009

What’s the over/under on how long it’ll take the NFL to put St. Louis on the Eagles schedule if Rush Limbaugh is allowed to buy Rams?  Next year?  Week 5 perhaps?  Sunday or Monday night football?  The only thing more awesome than that would be if Rush actually decided to line up on the defensive […]