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Why I Love Movies

February 4, 2011

I love it when a movie makes me feel better about my own life.  A movie should bring hope for a better tomorrow to it’s audience.  Even if we disagree with the way the hero achieve it, we should still  at least be thinking about a different or more realistic way of reaching a better […]

Teed Off Thursday: Potheads, Scott Lago & Tony Kornheiser

February 25, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) You know you smoke too much weed if you can’t get to work until 11 am That’s just ridiculous.  So I was trying to rent something from an independently own video store here in Los Angeles (for work of course, who goes to video stores […]

Teed Off Thursday: Gluttons, March Madness & The Slam Dunk Contest

February 18, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) People who eat food in line before they pay for it. So I’m standing in line at Blockbuster and this dude/gal (I honestly couldn’t tell which) just grabs a bag of Doritos off the shelf and starts munching on them.  Seriously?  I hate when people […]

Teed Off Thursday: Negro Dialect, USC & Gilbert Arenas

January 14, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1)  the term “Negro dialect” is not the most offensive part of this story. What’s offensive is that Republicans continue to b**** about double standards.  Double standards from who?  Don’t come at Barack Obama with s*** that happened in 2002, he was not the head ni […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Cleanup, Marathons & NBA All-Stars

January 7, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I hate cleaning up after the holidays. How the hell are you suppose to get rid of a Christmas tree?  Can you be the a–hole who takes up two thirds of the dumpster in an apartment complex?  And if you put up lights, is it […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Shopping, TMZ sports & Undefeated Seasons

December 24, 2009

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I want customer service with my holiday cheer Most stores tend to overstaff for the holidays, but not f—in’ Best Buy.  Trying to find a sales rep in Best Buy is like going on safari and by time someone gets around to helping you choose […]

Teed Off Thursday: Decades, Urinals and Tiger Woods

December 17, 2009

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The “new millenium” just may be the worst decade ever! When the clock strikes midnight on the last day of this month, exactly what are you going to remember about 2000 to 2009?  Anybody?  I didn’t think so.  Do you know what this decade gave […]

If Your Porsche Gets Tagged, It’s Time To Reevaluate Your Situation

November 5, 2009

Yes, that picture is photoshopped.  It’s the best I could do since California cell phone laws won’t allow me to operate my camera phone while driving 40 mph in a residential neighborhood when the car I’m targeting is veering into the left turn lane. But that’s pretty much what I saw. My thing is this, […]