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Sign #1 You Are Too Into Your Job

December 2, 2009

When it gets to the point that you are emailing fake bomb threats to an airport, just so your boss won’t miss his flight and get mad at you, you are too damn into your job. Or you are just a spineless p*ssy who would rather risk dropping the soap in the big house than […]

Fact or Fiction: The KKK Has A Headquarters

November 17, 2009

My dad sent me this article, about a black woman who was arrested for being black at a Wal Mart in Missouri (surprise, surprise), but the seriousness of the article is, of course, lost on me.  Out of all the thought provoking and rage inducing details of this woman’s ordeal, the info that jumps out […]

If Your Porsche Gets Tagged, It’s Time To Reevaluate Your Situation

November 5, 2009

Yes, that picture is photoshopped.  It’s the best I could do since California cell phone laws won’t allow me to operate my camera phone while driving 40 mph in a residential neighborhood when the car I’m targeting is veering into the left turn lane. But that’s pretty much what I saw. My thing is this, […]

Stop Texting and Watch Your Children

October 9, 2009

Oh my God.  You know when your driving down the highway and texting and then your car veers to one side until you roll over those turtles or divots like, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba? Oh you don’t?  Well good for you then. Anyway, today I saw a woman do that while she was pushing a child’s stroller.  Seriously.  […]