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Archive for December 2009

Teed Off Thursday: Airport Security, College Coaches & David Letterman

December 31, 2009

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) Flying will be safe for the next month, but then what? I love how everyone gets all uptight about flying after an attempted terrorist attack…for about a month.  I knew people in this country suffer from A.D.D., but I never thought it would apply to […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Shopping, TMZ sports & Undefeated Seasons

December 24, 2009

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I want customer service with my holiday cheer Most stores tend to overstaff for the holidays, but not f—in’ Best Buy.  Trying to find a sales rep in Best Buy is like going on safari and by time someone gets around to helping you choose […]

Teed Off Thursday: Decades, Urinals and Tiger Woods

December 17, 2009

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The “new millenium” just may be the worst decade ever! When the clock strikes midnight on the last day of this month, exactly what are you going to remember about 2000 to 2009?  Anybody?  I didn’t think so.  Do you know what this decade gave […]

A Flat Copy of an Original? Yup, That’s AVATAR!

December 16, 2009

Is it just me or have we seen this movie before? And before that? I could go on, but you get the point.  James Cameron’s Avatar seems like just another we-are-bad but a-few-of-us-are-still-good-and-will-save-you-because-you-can’t/won’t-save-yourselves,  war-bashing, anti-military, misguided-Americans, overly-preachy wannabe blockbuster and who isn’t tired of that? The only new thing about Avatar is that now, instead […]

Sex is to Men as Chocolate is to Women: Understanding Cheating Good Guys Like Tiger Woods

December 3, 2009

I normally don’t directly address women here, but after a deep conversation with my wife about the Tiger Woods cheating fiasco, I feel I can shed some light on why decent, committed, often powerful men stray. I was listening to Dan Patrick this morning and heard Jason Whitlock quote Chris Rock as saying: “You can […]

Sign #1 You Are Too Into Your Job

December 2, 2009

When it gets to the point that you are emailing fake bomb threats to an airport, just so your boss won’t miss his flight and get mad at you, you are too damn into your job. Or you are just a spineless p*ssy who would rather risk dropping the soap in the big house than […]