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The 10 Things a Man Should Absolutely Live Without

October 21, 2009

10. Thong sandals – It has the word thong in it.  That should be enough. 9. Feminism –  We get it, your our equal.  Now stop acting like a girl about it. 8. Briefs – Why is this still an option?  You can wear boxers, or boxer brief.  Unless you can body slam a man […]

McNabb vs. Limbaugh Pt. II

October 6, 2009

What’s the over/under on how long it’ll take the NFL to put St. Louis on the Eagles schedule if Rush Limbaugh is allowed to buy Rams?  Next year?  Week 5 perhaps?  Sunday or Monday night football?  The only thing more awesome than that would be if Rush actually decided to line up on the defensive […]

Who the Hell Is Defending Roman Polanski?

September 30, 2009

Somewhere, R Kelly is outraged.  Michael Jackson is looking down on us in shock.  At the same time they are both probably saying, “ain’t this ’bout a b—-!” How the hell are you a 40 year old man who ADMITS to sleeping with a 13 year old girl, and people say, “oh well, he is […]