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Teed Off Thursday: Verizon, NBA Rankings & Racy Super Bowl Ads

February 4, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) We are not stupid Verizon. Let me tell you a short little story.  Once upon a time Verizon wireless came out with an unlimited talk & text plan for $99.  But then their “inferior” competition, T-Mobile, released a unlimited talk & text plan at nearly […]

Teed Off Thursday: Arguments, MLK Tributes & Mike Greenberg

January 21, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) That isn’t what I meant! Don’t you hate it when…huh?  Don’t you hate it when…huh?  DON”T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING AND THE OTHER PERSON DOESN’T HEAR YOU, so you say it louder, but now they think you are “yelling” at them, so […]

Teed Off Thursday: Negro Dialect, USC & Gilbert Arenas

January 14, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1)  the term “Negro dialect” is not the most offensive part of this story. What’s offensive is that Republicans continue to b**** about double standards.  Double standards from who?  Don’t come at Barack Obama with s*** that happened in 2002, he was not the head ni […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Cleanup, Marathons & NBA All-Stars

January 7, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I hate cleaning up after the holidays. How the hell are you suppose to get rid of a Christmas tree?  Can you be the a–hole who takes up two thirds of the dumpster in an apartment complex?  And if you put up lights, is it […]

The NBA’s Answer To Brett Favre

November 9, 2009

It boggles my mind that there is not a single GM in the NBA willing to admit they could use the services of Allen Iverson.  Are they trying to make an example out of him? There seems to be a lot of old minds clinging to the notion that outspoken = disruptive.  What they really […]

How To End Your Addiction To A Sucky Sports Team

November 4, 2009

Rooting for a national embarrassment is a major problem plaguing sports nation.  If you or someone you know is a passionate 6th, 10th or 12th man for any of the numerous teams trapped in sports purgatories, I strongly urge you to read this thoroughly and pass it on to all who apply. You do not […]

The NBA Changes Rule On Traveling To Exactly What It Was Before.

October 16, 2009

Gee, thanks for clearing that up guys.  I was really confused.  This handy video tells me nothing. I’ve got some other ambiguous “unwritten rules” you might want to make written while you’re at it. How about you clear up the whole charge vs. blocking fiasco.  Is he right?  or is he just dead wrong? Do […]