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Late Night Just Got A Lot Darker

November 10, 2009

It’s funny how our country was willing to elect a black man president before it dawned on Hollywood to add some color to late night television.  And typically, once it became the trend, they went overboard adding not just one new face, but three. Lopez Tonight – As a true late night show I wonder […]

If You and Your Mate, Still just Date, NO SEX TAPES!!!

November 6, 2009

I really don’t understand what’s so hard to understand about this.  Why do people put themselves out there with every Joe and Jane Blow on the street? The latest victim of a sex tape scandal is Former Miss California (and rightful Miss USA) Carrie Prejean as she is forced to drop her lawsuit against the […]

Nicole Kidman is a Good Family Woman

November 5, 2009

Sometimes celebrities talk too much, but not Nicole.  I read today that she actually understands what privacy is, and not just when it protects her own secrets.  In an interview with the London Daily Mail, she opts not to talk about the reason behind her divorce to Tom Cruise.  What a classy move. “I burnt […]

Steven Seagal + Cops = Awesomest Reality Show Ever!

November 2, 2009

I could sit up here all day and list Steven Seagal movies I loved growing up.  None of which seemed to have more than 3 words in the title.  But his television debut – a reality show no less – is going to be magic! Whoever thought of Lawman should win the Emmy, Oscar and […]

I Wish The Media Would Stop Giving Out Wedgies

October 5, 2009

Boy, be careful out there if you are a celebrity…wait correction, be careful out there if you are a hated celebrity.  When did it become okay for repressed nobodies with media platforms to stick there big a– “almighty” noses in the air, waging their sinful little fingers at celebrities caught up in trivial bulls—, just […]

Who the Hell Is Defending Roman Polanski?

September 30, 2009

Somewhere, R Kelly is outraged.  Michael Jackson is looking down on us in shock.  At the same time they are both probably saying, “ain’t this ’bout a b—-!” How the hell are you a 40 year old man who ADMITS to sleeping with a 13 year old girl, and people say, “oh well, he is […]