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A Football Game Lasts About as Long as the Average Man in Bed

January 22, 2010

That’s right, the actual action — the time between the snap and the whistle — average out to about 11 minutes according to this research article. That’s about as long as the average romp in the hay!  So the next time you hear a guy say he wants to pound that girl like a linebacker, […]

Beaze’s 50 Favorite Movies of All Times

November 9, 2009

And I could’ve done 100.  Man, I wanted to do 100.  I left a lot of good movies off this list.  But 50 is going to have to do.  The only rule is that franchises are lumped together.  No need to differentiate between originals and sequels and trilogies.  This is a team sport. 50) LION […]

Tom Cable is Innocent N.O.W.

November 6, 2009

Because he has not been found guilty yet. But you can’t tell the National Organization for Women (NOW) that.  I understand that he admitted to open hand smacking (yeah right) his ex-wife, but he has a point when he says that it was 20 years ago.  You cannot bury a man because of things he […]

How To End Your Addiction To A Sucky Sports Team

November 4, 2009

Rooting for a national embarrassment is a major problem plaguing sports nation.  If you or someone you know is a passionate 6th, 10th or 12th man for any of the numerous teams trapped in sports purgatories, I strongly urge you to read this thoroughly and pass it on to all who apply. You do not […]

The 10 Things a Man Should Absolutely Live Without

October 21, 2009

10. Thong sandals – It has the word thong in it.  That should be enough. 9. Feminism –  We get it, your our equal.  Now stop acting like a girl about it. 8. Briefs – Why is this still an option?  You can wear boxers, or boxer brief.  Unless you can body slam a man […]