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Archive for February 2010

March Badness 2009: Championship

February 27, 2010

Welcome to the March BADness Championship round! In 2009 we took the 64 baddest movie characters on the planet, ranked them by notoriety (from Icons to cult heroes), and pitted them against each other in the ultimate tournament to see who is the biggest baddass in the history of cinema! Let’s get ready to rumble! […]

March Badness 2009: Final Four

February 26, 2010

Welcome to the Final Four of March BADness! In 2009 we took the 64 baddest movie characters on the planet, ranked them by notoriety (from Icons to cult heroes), and pitted them against each other in the ultimate tournament to see who is the biggest baddass in the history of cinema! Let’s get ready to […]

Teed Off Thursday: Potheads, Scott Lago & Tony Kornheiser

February 25, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) You know you smoke too much weed if you can’t get to work until 11 am That’s just ridiculous.  So I was trying to rent something from an independently own video store here in Los Angeles (for work of course, who goes to video stores […]

March Badness 2009: Elite 8

February 25, 2010

Welcome to the Elite 8 of March BADness In 2009 we took the 64 baddest movie characters on the planet, ranked them by notoriety (from Icons to cult heroes), and pitted them against each other in the ultimate tournament to see who is the biggest baddass in the history of cinema! Let’s get ready to […]

Surrogates Needs a Surrogate. Smart Original Not Fit To Be Seen in Public.

February 24, 2010

Family approved for ages 10 and up I can’t say that I had high expectation for Surrogates, but I did have expectations and it damn sure didn’t meet them.  How do you cast Bruce Willis as a futuristic cop and not let him do any futuristic cop sh–?  There were what…maybe two action sequences in […]

March Badness 2009 Sweet 16

February 24, 2010

Welcome to the sweet 16 of March BADness! In 2009 we took the 64 baddest movie characters on the planet, ranked them by notoriety (from Icons to cult heroes), and pitted them against each other in the ultimate tournament to see who is the biggest baddass in the history of cinema! Let’s get ready to […]

March Badness 2009 Round 2

February 23, 2010

Welcome to round 2 of March BADness! In 2009 we took the 64 baddest movie characters on the planet, ranked them by notoriety (from Icons to cult heroes), and pitted them against each other in the ultimate tournament to see who is the biggest baddass in the history of cinema! Let’s get ready to rumble! […]

March BADness 2009: A Tournament of 64 Movie Badasses

February 22, 2010

This March I plan on putting 64 of the nastiest, most evil movie characters up against each other to find out which one of them is the most evil of them all in a MARCH MADNESS tournament.  Last year in 2009 I did this, a MARCH BADNESS tournament to find out who the most badass […]

Teed Off Thursday: Gluttons, March Madness & The Slam Dunk Contest

February 18, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) People who eat food in line before they pay for it. So I’m standing in line at Blockbuster and this dude/gal (I honestly couldn’t tell which) just grabs a bag of Doritos off the shelf and starts munching on them.  Seriously?  I hate when people […]

Teed Off Thursday: Super Bowl, Peyton Manning & A Surprise

February 11, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The Super Bowl halftime show is dead. And by that, I mean literally dead.  Like one day, the act is just going to die on stage.  That’s how old they are.  The Who?  Seriously?  How many people under the age of 30 thought that the […]