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Surrogates Needs a Surrogate. Smart Original Not Fit To Be Seen in Public.

February 24, 2010

Family approved for ages 10 and up I can’t say that I had high expectation for Surrogates, but I did have expectations and it damn sure didn’t meet them.  How do you cast Bruce Willis as a futuristic cop and not let him do any futuristic cop sh–?  There were what…maybe two action sequences in […]

March Badness 2009 Round 2

February 23, 2010

Welcome to round 2 of March BADness! In 2009 we took the 64 baddest movie characters on the planet, ranked them by notoriety (from Icons to cult heroes), and pitted them against each other in the ultimate tournament to see who is the biggest baddass in the history of cinema! Let’s get ready to rumble! […]

March BADness 2009: A Tournament of 64 Movie Badasses

February 22, 2010

This March I plan on putting 64 of the nastiest, most evil movie characters up against each other to find out which one of them is the most evil of them all in a MARCH MADNESS tournament.  Last year in 2009 I did this, a MARCH BADNESS tournament to find out who the most badass […]

Beaze’s 50 Favorite Movies of All Times

November 9, 2009

And I could’ve done 100.  Man, I wanted to do 100.  I left a lot of good movies off this list.  But 50 is going to have to do.  The only rule is that franchises are lumped together.  No need to differentiate between originals and sequels and trilogies.  This is a team sport. 50) LION […]

How Do You Like Your Action Movie: Great Acting or Great Action?

October 15, 2009

Would you rather have a great actor fake fighting in a movie or a great fighter fake acting in a movie? I thought about this because I saw the preview for Book of Eli starring Denzel Washington.  I love Denzel.  But not enough to buy him as an action star.  Not a Jackie-Chan-action-star anyway.  I […]