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Teed Off Thursday: the Ben Roethlisberger Special

March 11, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  Honestly, it’s Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback, Big Ben Roethlisberger 1) If you think your money and status affords you the right to mess around with tons of beautiful woman, you’re right.  Now act like it. Let me get this straight, you athletes — Not just Big Ben — think that your […]

A Football Game Lasts About as Long as the Average Man in Bed

January 22, 2010

That’s right, the actual action — the time between the snap and the whistle — average out to about 11 minutes according to this research article. That’s about as long as the average romp in the hay!  So the next time you hear a guy say he wants to pound that girl like a linebacker, […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Cleanup, Marathons & NBA All-Stars

January 7, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I hate cleaning up after the holidays. How the hell are you suppose to get rid of a Christmas tree?  Can you be the a–hole who takes up two thirds of the dumpster in an apartment complex?  And if you put up lights, is it […]

Tom Cable is Innocent N.O.W.

November 6, 2009

Because he has not been found guilty yet. But you can’t tell the National Organization for Women (NOW) that.  I understand that he admitted to open hand smacking (yeah right) his ex-wife, but he has a point when he says that it was 20 years ago.  You cannot bury a man because of things he […]

How To End Your Addiction To A Sucky Sports Team

November 4, 2009

Rooting for a national embarrassment is a major problem plaguing sports nation.  If you or someone you know is a passionate 6th, 10th or 12th man for any of the numerous teams trapped in sports purgatories, I strongly urge you to read this thoroughly and pass it on to all who apply. You do not […]

The 10 Things a Man Should Absolutely Live Without

October 21, 2009

10. Thong sandals – It has the word thong in it.  That should be enough. 9. Feminism –  We get it, your our equal.  Now stop acting like a girl about it. 8. Briefs – Why is this still an option?  You can wear boxers, or boxer brief.  Unless you can body slam a man […]

McNabb vs. Limbaugh Pt. II

October 6, 2009

What’s the over/under on how long it’ll take the NFL to put St. Louis on the Eagles schedule if Rush Limbaugh is allowed to buy Rams?  Next year?  Week 5 perhaps?  Sunday or Monday night football?  The only thing more awesome than that would be if Rush actually decided to line up on the defensive […]