Teed Off Thursday: Men’s Rooms, NBA MVP’s & Olympic Medals

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) How do you miss a urinal? I now know why bathrooms have black floors.  It’s to piss me off.  I hate when you walk into a men’s room and there is a puddle underneath the urinal, but the black floor keeps you from identifying the […]

Teed Off Thursday: Super Bowl, Peyton Manning & A Surprise

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The Super Bowl halftime show is dead. And by that, I mean literally dead.  Like one day, the act is just going to die on stage.  That’s how old they are.  The Who?  Seriously?  How many people under the age of 30 thought that the […]

Teed Off Thursday: Verizon, NBA Rankings & Racy Super Bowl Ads

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) We are not stupid Verizon. Let me tell you a short little story.  Once upon a time Verizon wireless came out with an unlimited talk & text plan for $99.  But then their “inferior” competition, T-Mobile, released a unlimited talk & text plan at nearly […]

Teed Off Thursday: School Zones, Pro Bowl & Tim Tebow

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) People need to slow down in school zones. Since when did getting to work on time justify running over a child?  I’m sure it doesn’t, but that appears to be the feeling of dozens of motorist every morning the way i see them speed through […]

Teed Off Thursday: Arguments, MLK Tributes & Mike Greenberg

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) That isn’t what I meant! Don’t you hate it when…huh?  Don’t you hate it when…huh?  DON”T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING AND THE OTHER PERSON DOESN’T HEAR YOU, so you say it louder, but now they think you are “yelling” at them, so […]

Teed Off Thursday: Negro Dialect, USC & Gilbert Arenas

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1)  the term “Negro dialect” is not the most offensive part of this story. What’s offensive is that Republicans continue to b**** about double standards.  Double standards from who?  Don’t come at Barack Obama with s*** that happened in 2002, he was not the head ni […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Cleanup, Marathons & NBA All-Stars

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I hate cleaning up after the holidays. How the hell are you suppose to get rid of a Christmas tree?  Can you be the a–hole who takes up two thirds of the dumpster in an apartment complex?  And if you put up lights, is it […]

Teed Off Thursday: Airport Security, College Coaches & David Letterman

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) Flying will be safe for the next month, but then what? I love how everyone gets all uptight about flying after an attempted terrorist attack…for about a month.  I knew people in this country suffer from A.D.D., but I never thought it would apply to […]

Teed Off Thursday: Holiday Shopping, TMZ sports & Undefeated Seasons

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) I want customer service with my holiday cheer Most stores tend to overstaff for the holidays, but not f—in’ Best Buy.  Trying to find a sales rep in Best Buy is like going on safari and by time someone gets around to helping you choose […]

Teed Off Thursday: Decades, Urinals and Tiger Woods

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The “new millenium” just may be the worst decade ever! When the clock strikes midnight on the last day of this month, exactly what are you going to remember about 2000 to 2009?  Anybody?  I didn’t think so.  Do you know what this decade gave […]