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How To End Your Addiction To A Sucky Sports Team

November 4, 2009

Rooting for a national embarrassment is a major problem plaguing sports nation.  If you or someone you know is a passionate 6th, 10th or 12th man for any of the numerous teams trapped in sports purgatories, I strongly urge you to read this thoroughly and pass it on to all who apply. You do not […]

The 10 Things a Man Should Absolutely Live Without

October 21, 2009

10. Thong sandals – It has the word thong in it.  That should be enough. 9. Feminism –  We get it, your our equal.  Now stop acting like a girl about it. 8. Briefs – Why is this still an option?  You can wear boxers, or boxer brief.  Unless you can body slam a man […]

10 Stupid Things Men Just Can’t Live Without

October 6, 2009

10. Bigotry – I don’t know what it is about us, but we love to harass each other.  It’s funny.  Quite being so soft.  It doesn’t mean we’re bigots or racist or whatever, it just means we think slurs are funny.  And we’re a little mean. P.S. – Stop putting that s— on facebook and […]