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A Football Game Lasts About as Long as the Average Man in Bed

January 22, 2010

That’s right, the actual action — the time between the snap and the whistle — average out to about 11 minutes according to this research article. That’s about as long as the average romp in the hay!  So the next time you hear a guy say he wants to pound that girl like a linebacker, […]

How To End Your Addiction To A Sucky Sports Team

November 4, 2009

Rooting for a national embarrassment is a major problem plaguing sports nation.  If you or someone you know is a passionate 6th, 10th or 12th man for any of the numerous teams trapped in sports purgatories, I strongly urge you to read this thoroughly and pass it on to all who apply. You do not […]

The 10 Things a Man Should Absolutely Live Without

October 21, 2009

10. Thong sandals – It has the word thong in it.  That should be enough. 9. Feminism –  We get it, your our equal.  Now stop acting like a girl about it. 8. Briefs – Why is this still an option?  You can wear boxers, or boxer brief.  Unless you can body slam a man […]