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Late Night Just Got A Lot Darker

November 10, 2009

It’s funny how our country was willing to elect a black man president before it dawned on Hollywood to add some color to late night television.  And typically, once it became the trend, they went overboard adding not just one new face, but three. Lopez Tonight – As a true late night show I wonder […]

Steven Seagal + Cops = Awesomest Reality Show Ever!

November 2, 2009

I could sit up here all day and list Steven Seagal movies I loved growing up.  None of which seemed to have more than 3 words in the title.  But his television debut – a reality show no less – is going to be magic! Whoever thought of Lawman should win the Emmy, Oscar and […]

The Cleveland Show Racist? Shocking!

October 19, 2009

This has nothing to do with that fact that the toddler on the show just happens to be the pimp to Stewie’s evil.  This isn’t about Cleveland picking up the pieces in a home ruined by a baby-daddy.  I could care less that the teenage daughter is one “oops” away from preggo-ville.  Or that Cleveland […]

When I FlashForward, I Don’t See Myself Watching This Show

September 30, 2009

Side note: For some strange reason I keep typing forward as foward.  You know, like fo’ward.  Like how you pronounce it.  Or at least I do.  Anyway, I’ve never seen that ugly red squiggly line so much on a word I really do know how to spell. Anyway, to the point, I will not be […]

10 TV Shows Fit For a Family Man

September 30, 2009

Look, everyday can’t be Sunday okay (though that shouldn’t stop you from praying about it).  If you want to veg out during the week, then you gotta watch something other than football.  These are a couple of shows to help you Family Men pass the time. 10. Sportscenter – Okay, so maybe everyday can be […]

Modern Family Is Not My Family

September 30, 2009

Maybe this does represent today’s family, but that’s nothing to be proud of. What the hell is wrong with networks television?  I watched the Modern Family pilot for two reasons 1) a co-worker highly – I mean highly – recommended it and 2) Ed O’Neil is on it.  For those of you who don’t know […]