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Teed Off Thursday: Negro Dialect, USC & Gilbert Arenas

January 14, 2010

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1)  the term “Negro dialect” is not the most offensive part of this story. What’s offensive is that Republicans continue to b**** about double standards.  Double standards from who?  Don’t come at Barack Obama with s*** that happened in 2002, he was not the head ni […]

Teed Off Thursday: Airport Security, College Coaches & David Letterman

December 31, 2009

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) Flying will be safe for the next month, but then what? I love how everyone gets all uptight about flying after an attempted terrorist attack…for about a month.  I knew people in this country suffer from A.D.D., but I never thought it would apply to […]

Sex is to Men as Chocolate is to Women: Understanding Cheating Good Guys Like Tiger Woods

December 3, 2009

I normally don’t directly address women here, but after a deep conversation with my wife about the Tiger Woods cheating fiasco, I feel I can shed some light on why decent, committed, often powerful men stray. I was listening to Dan Patrick this morning and heard Jason Whitlock quote Chris Rock as saying: “You can […]

Sign #1 You Are Too Into Your Job

December 2, 2009

When it gets to the point that you are emailing fake bomb threats to an airport, just so your boss won’t miss his flight and get mad at you, you are too damn into your job. Or you are just a spineless p*ssy who would rather risk dropping the soap in the big house than […]

Busted! Newsweek Caught Nailin’ Palin

November 18, 2009

“Gotcha!” Seriously, Newsweek is dead wrong for putting that Runners World photo on their cover with that snarky ass caption.  And if they had any real balls they’d have just came out and said what they were not-so-subtly implying: “Sarah Palin can’t run our country, she’s a babe!” First of all, democrats and black folks […]

Fact or Fiction: The KKK Has A Headquarters

November 17, 2009

My dad sent me this article, about a black woman who was arrested for being black at a Wal Mart in Missouri (surprise, surprise), but the seriousness of the article is, of course, lost on me.  Out of all the thought provoking and rage inducing details of this woman’s ordeal, the info that jumps out […]

If You and Your Mate, Still just Date, NO SEX TAPES!!!

November 6, 2009

I really don’t understand what’s so hard to understand about this.  Why do people put themselves out there with every Joe and Jane Blow on the street? The latest victim of a sex tape scandal is Former Miss California (and rightful Miss USA) Carrie Prejean as she is forced to drop her lawsuit against the […]

Tom Cable is Innocent N.O.W.

November 6, 2009

Because he has not been found guilty yet. But you can’t tell the National Organization for Women (NOW) that.  I understand that he admitted to open hand smacking (yeah right) his ex-wife, but he has a point when he says that it was 20 years ago.  You cannot bury a man because of things he […]

Who the Hell Is Defending Roman Polanski?

September 30, 2009

Somewhere, R Kelly is outraged.  Michael Jackson is looking down on us in shock.  At the same time they are both probably saying, “ain’t this ’bout a b—-!” How the hell are you a 40 year old man who ADMITS to sleeping with a 13 year old girl, and people say, “oh well, he is […]