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Teed Off Thursday: Decades, Urinals and Tiger Woods

December 17, 2009

3-2-1…1-2-3…what the heck…is bothering me?  At least this week. 1) The “new millenium” just may be the worst decade ever! When the clock strikes midnight on the last day of this month, exactly what are you going to remember about 2000 to 2009?  Anybody?  I didn’t think so.  Do you know what this decade gave […]

Sign #1 You Are Too Into Your Job

December 2, 2009

When it gets to the point that you are emailing fake bomb threats to an airport, just so your boss won’t miss his flight and get mad at you, you are too damn into your job. Or you are just a spineless p*ssy who would rather risk dropping the soap in the big house than […]

Steven Seagal + Cops = Awesomest Reality Show Ever!

November 2, 2009

I could sit up here all day and list Steven Seagal movies I loved growing up.  None of which seemed to have more than 3 words in the title.  But his television debut – a reality show no less – is going to be magic! Whoever thought of Lawman should win the Emmy, Oscar and […]