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A Football Game Lasts About as Long as the Average Man in Bed

That’s right, the actual action — the time between the snap and the whistle — average out to about 11 minutes according to this research article.

That’s about as long as the average romp in the hay!  So the next time you hear a guy say he wants to pound that girl like a linebacker, he probably means it.

But seriously.

It’s kind of upsetting.  think about it.  You spend 3 hours of your life every Sunday (who are we kidding, you spend 9) for what?  A microwave version of pigskin?

Is it worth it?

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